06Sometimes I Get Jealous When You Watch TV Because You’re Not Watching Me
I love watching my boyfriend watch TV that he likes. It’s so fun to see him laugh and smile and throw up (when the camera gets shaky—he’s really bad at watching films that involve roller coasters or seafaring). But sometimes I do get jealous because when he’s staring at the screen it’s like he’s totally immersed in some other world that has nothing to do with me, a world with special effects where dinosaurs can roam and hot alien girls can do things I can’t do because I haven’t spent enough time at yoga (yet).
So what I do is, I go through his DVR selections and if they seem too fascinating, like “Hoarders” or “Hot Naked Sluts IV,” I delete them and blame the cat.
It’s worked so far!
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